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Bionic
Date: Friday 4th July 2003
Address:
Club Vision, Queen St, Cardiff
Occurrence: Monthly
Hours: 10pm – 5am
Ticket Price: £15
Dress Code: None
Genre: Hard dance / Hardcore / Funky
Capacity: 1200
Pictures: Click Here
Hard Dance Arena: Eddie Halliwell, Nick Sentience, M ZONE, Cally & Juice, Brian M, Colin Filby
Bionic Classix Arena: Scott Brown, Dougal, Chuck-E, Maxmanic, James Mccarthy & Fire B2B
MC's: WOTSEE & Boy Wonder
The Balcony Featuring 'Best of 6 of the Best' playing a range of styles: Stuart Grady, Mc Bunn, LDJB, Tiny Twins, Ricky Bones, Matt D Bass & G-Tec.
VIP ROOM-Hosted by OFFITSFACE.COM (funky house): Neil Roberts, Rick Latham, Rupert Pitten, Jamie Rose, Oli Wainright
Birthdays make me very excited! As a kid, they were always a big deal and, with my birthday being in the summer, I’d have lots of cool kiddy things, like paddling pool parties and outdoor feasts with pink wafer biscuits, to look forward to. This year, being my 23rd, things were not much different. Although there was a distinct lack of food, I still had a party of all parties to attend, and this year, I was sharing it with someone else. Well…something else. A something known as Bionic.

I’ve been clubbing in Cardiff now for around 5 years, and for 3 of these, Bionic, the birthchild of Cally & Juice and Brian M, has been steadily growing to head up the local hard-dance scene. Starting its infancy in Emporium, one of Cardiff’s smaller venues, and now (for its third birthday bash) spreading its wings to fill Club Vision, Wales’ largest and loudest clubbing venue. For this evening, all the stops were pulled out; with Vision being turned into a huge, fun-packed over-18s playground. I was kind of hoping there’d be a nice collection of party hats and little sausages on sticks to welcome me. Or even a curly slide to get me from the balcony to the dance floor in the event of my legs not working properly (they do this quite a lot – I’m getting old!) but, in the circumstances, I suppose there was more than enough on offer!

Every month, Bionic features a ‘6 of the best’ room, showcasing six of the best local bedroom DJs. Tonight, the 6 of the best 6’s of the best, gathered in the Titty Twister room to bang out a bit of the best of everything. The highlight for many being Ricky Bones who, by the time his set started, had thrown himself into the party spirit (not to mention over the floor) a bit too heartily and forgot what he was doing! Due thanks to DJ Shuffler for stepping in at just the right moment!!

Besides featuring more than 25 DJS covering a range of dance styles, Glowgadgets.com, the Pen & Lolly dance crew, One Love Entertainers (stilt walkers, fire breathers, freaky people and camp as houses painted dancers!), and UK-CL were all there to add to the action; meaning that there really was something for everybody. I’ve been to a good few Bionics before, but as far as production goes, this one certainly shook off the stabilisers! For something so young, Bionic is already partying far beyond its years and a shining example of how you don’t have to be old to be wise! This is a night that seems to know instinctively how to pull a crowd, and how to stay one step ahead without throwing its toys out of the pram. These guys have stuck to their (toy!) guns all the way and this focus certainly shows in the final product.

Although my birthday ended with five hours in A & E (I got something in my eye which wouldn’t budge and rendered me blind for two days), this was nothing to do with Bionic and everything to do with me being childishly drunk!

As for the future, I’m confident Bionic will reach new heights. It’s already born offspring of its own in the form of Breathe (Swansea) and Twisted (Cardiff), and I for one am keen to see what its got up its sleeve for the coming year.

Pink wafer biscuits anyone?

Venue: 10
Music: 10
Crowd: 8
Sound System: 8
Total: 36 / 40

Rating: Gold Award
Review written by: Pammy T pammy_t@uk-cl.co.uk
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